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The 12 Goats of Christmas - Lyra and Apple
The 12 Goats of Christmas - Pressed for Time
The 12 Goats of Christmas - Lemony Moon Pie
The 12 Goats of Christmas - Kiara
The 12 Goats of Christmas - Sweet Pea
The 12 Goats of Christmas - Bella
The 12 Goats of Christmas - Cookie
The 12 Goats of Christmas - June
The 12 Goats of Christmas - Altalita
The 12 Goats of Christmas - Spotlight
The 12 Goats of Christmas - Stabby
The 12 Goats of Christmas - Lucecita
Lying is hard for people with goldfish memories
Holiday parenting is damn hard
Let it snow, let it go, let it snow
Uphill, both ways, in the snow, for a California roll
How do you give a bird mouth-to-mouth?
You don't have to be what you've always been
Where do these whole people come from?
A letter to my (slightly) younger self
On accepting outliers like a GOAT
Instagram "farmfluencers" are mostly liars
the key to success is just being cringe
guinea chicks, yellow jackets are the devil, and it's time for breeding
The darkest game of catch and release
The apple trees remind me I still don't know what I'm doing
My best friend is a wet/dry vac
A Constant State of Low-Grade Humiliation
Gas station whiskey and a drunken goat breeding
Aspiring to live in a van by the river
The work that feeds me (literally)
Motherhood is the best disaster
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
That time I took a dead fish from the preschool
Is this helping or not helping?
The days are long, but the years are short
and you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
I'll take an angry goat over a frozen one
It's ok to be first-hand food curious
Selection bias and the stories we tell
Lies, damned lies, and statistics
Where the f%$& are the goat babies?
The waaaiting is the hardest part
Baby goat watch commences . . . now
Anticipation, planning, preparation and then nothing
My spirit animal: the fat bottomed farm duck
Bella the star fights imposter syndrome
The chickens I want to party with
Life wasn't designed for tepid showers