The waaaiting is the hardest part

Can we get on with it already?

Waiting for baby goats always follows a distinct pattern. It goes something like this:

1. Discovery: "OMG, they're pregnant! YAY!"

2. Four months and three weeks of chill, low-grade health, and condition watch (a gestational period is about five months)

3. Four to five days from due date: major snowstorm to throw us into panic mode to get the girls inside in pens t…