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How would Jesus honk?

How would Jesus honk?

Of course.

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Kelly Maher
Jun 06, 2022
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Today started off with one of those perfect June mornings. We slept with the windows open because the evenings are cooling off to an ideal temperature. I woke up to the smell of dew on the grass outside and the birds chirping. More importantly, I didn't hear any of the footfalls of the children upstairs (their bedrooms are above ours). They were blessedly still asleep when I woke up - I had enough time to escape.

The mornings where the boys sleep in are the best. I can accomplish so much in the hours when I'm not trying to prevent someone from trying to retexture our walls with oatmeal. On the days I beat the kids out of bed, my whole day goes smoothly. Today felt like an extra blessing because that meant I could knock out the chores first before we all had to get ready for mass - perfection.

I forewent my early morning coffee habit to ensure the boys would stay asleep as long as possible. The grind and whine of the espresso machine is a siren song to the sleeping tornadoes to come down and start wrecking things. So, I silently grabbed my milking buckets and crept out the back door. It was a daring escape.

Quiet morning milking feels like a meditative indulgence. The tinny rhythmic tempo of milk hitting the buckets sets the drumbeat for the whole day. It's my time for gratitude and to marinate on the day ahead.

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