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Talkin' turkey

It's time

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Kelly Maher
Nov 08, 2021
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It's time to acknowledge the obvious hierarchy of traditional holiday meals - firmly at the top is a perfect slab of rare prime rib. In the middle of the pack are pork-based meals; no one gets sad when served a beautifully-glazed ham. Bringing up the rear is the tragic plate of dry turkey breast. It's usually swimming in gravy to offset the sadness, but…

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