On Patches, Funky Fernando and being a REAL farmer

Am I a real farmer™? It depends.

As we emerge from the heat of summer, our male goats are starting to get "bucky." Males have one job here, and it's their time to shine. Shining in the case of a male goat is an incredibly gross process. Male goats urinate on their faces to make themselves as stinky as possible to attract the females. The ladies find this pungent musk exceptionally sexy…